Definitions by Pialinist

and such 

What you say to refer to other things of that nature, but the person you're saying it to gets the point and doesn't need a whole long list of such things. Unless they're a Karen and refuse to comply with said things.

We gotta wear masks and quarantine and social distance and such.

and such by Pialinist July 17, 2020

Maskhole 

A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.

It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.

Maskhole by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Bored 

What we all are 24/7/366 because of freaking quarantine.

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored.

Bored by Pialinist July 11, 2020

Karen 

Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.

Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????

Karen by Pialinist July 10, 2020

Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.

Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.

Rocket Science by Pialinist July 5, 2020

Trainwreck 

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.

This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.

Trainwreck by Pialinist July 5, 2020

2020

366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.

2020 Expectations vs Reality:
Expectation: Yay!!!!!!!
Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!

2020 by Pialinist June 22, 2020