Phorrist Dumbp's definitions

Tu wide pu

A waffle stomped turd that won’t go down the drain.

That there feller with the air colored yeller dropped a tu wide pu loaf that wouldn’t waffle stomp down the drain in the state park shower.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 25, 2025

Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.

That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 20, 2017

rat booger sniffles

Toffee-like production from a meatheads lardy nose.

Thot tweekin feller wid da noze drainin yeller, keeps annoyin' me with all dem rat booger sniffles.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 23, 2019

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 27, 2018

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Barndomansion

A large barn (metal or wood) manufactured to include an elaborate residence and/ or agricultural concept. A barndominium on steroids!

Millionaire Jeb loves his horses so much he built a barndomansion so he can be near them anytime.

by Phorrist Dumbp June 25, 2022