Definitions by Phorrist Dumbp

Tu wide pu 

A waffle stomped turd that won’t go down the drain.

That there feller with the air colored yeller dropped a tu wide pu loaf that wouldn’t waffle stomp down the drain in the state park shower.

Tu wide pu by Phorrist Dumbp January 25, 2025

Ratfucked

The act of an uncontrolled shard during sexual climax

That there feller with the air colored yeller ratfucked his old lady til the sheets stained.

Ratfucked by Phorrist Dumbp January 11, 2025

Shitlifted 

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

Shitlifted by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shitlifted 

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

Shitlifted by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Barndomansion 

A large barn (metal or wood) manufactured to include an elaborate residence and/ or agricultural concept. A barndominium on steroids!

Millionaire Jeb loves his horses so much he built a barndomansion so he can be near them anytime.

Barndomansion by Phorrist Dumbp June 25, 2022

Areola Grande 

Vocal stripper with large pigmented fake boobs.

Dat big boobied thrill can really sing. Better wiff da areola grande!

Areola Grande by Phorrist Dumbp December 6, 2020

rat booger sniffles 

Toffee-like production from a meatheads lardy nose.

Thot tweekin feller wid da noze drainin yeller, keeps annoyin' me with all dem rat booger sniffles.

rat booger sniffles by Phorrist Dumbp December 23, 2019