Joe Biden

Worst, dumbest and weakest president ever.

Joe Biden is a moron

by PhoenixGamer34 September 13, 2022

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021

Butthurt

When someone gets offended and or upset over something.

Karen got butthurt when someone told her to go fuck herself.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2022

Unprotected Sex

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.

Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 06, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Kung Flu

What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.

Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2022