A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).
Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Get the Christopher Mayomug. A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.
Look at that Landon Flatley.
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
Get the Landon Flatleymug. by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018
Get the Critical Stupidmug. Dumb ass fucking asshole annoying retard kid who thinks he's better than everyone and also gay as fuck. He is also a rat.
by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Get the Cunt Ratmug. Someone who has breast cancer, eats dog shit, is the world's biggest fag, and has HIV. Also is a rasist little fuck who has no friends.
by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018
Get the Brandon Andersonmug. A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018
Get the Zack Wallacemug. A short ass motherfucker who has a tiny dick, and fucks kylie with Christopher Mayo. He also masturbates to oranges, how disgusting!
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
Get the Adam Huntermug.