Philopean RedRocket's definitions
A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).
Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Get the Christopher Mayomug. A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.
Look at that Landon Flatley.
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
Get the Landon Flatleymug. A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.
by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019
Get the Guy Spikermug. Scared ass pussy kid who acts tough and is a little shit. Was also thrown against the wall 27 times as a baby, and is homeless with no friends.
by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Get the Chicken Ratmug. A short ass motherfucker who has a tiny dick, and fucks kylie with Christopher Mayo. He also masturbates to oranges, how disgusting!
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
Get the Adam Huntermug. A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018
Get the Zack Wallacemug. by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018
Get the Critical Stupidmug.