Definitions by Philopean RedRocket
Guy Spiker
A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.
Guy Spiker by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019
Critical Stupid
Critical Stupid by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018
Zack Wallace
A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
Zack Wallace by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018
Cunt Rat
Dumb ass fucking asshole annoying retard kid who thinks he's better than everyone and also gay as fuck. He is also a rat.
Cunt Rat by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Chicken Rat
Scared ass pussy kid who acts tough and is a little shit. Was also thrown against the wall 27 times as a baby, and is homeless with no friends.
Chicken Rat by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Christopher Mayo
A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).
Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
Christopher Mayo by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
Brandon Anderson
Someone who has breast cancer, eats dog shit, is the world's biggest fag, and has HIV. Also is a rasist little fuck who has no friends.
Brandon Anderson by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018