A person who doesn't have any friends, is the spawn of Satan, and has AIDS. Also tries to follow in his father's, Hitler's, footsteps by killing millions of Jews.
Look at that Landon Flatley.
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
by Philopean RedRocket December 03, 2018
A dumbass kid who fucks kylie and masturbates to mayonnaise. He is an ugly motherfucker who fucks dogs. His Dad and Mom are Mrs. and Mr. Hellmann's! His uncle is also a fucking tree who touches little kids and molests the god himself, Rich Anal (AKA Hari Arps).
Fuck you that Christopher Mayo. His sperm makes millions of dollars! Did you know his mom faps Christopher, his dad, and his uncle, collects all of their sperm, and sells it, making millions. What a disgusting scam.
by Philopean RedRocket October 25, 2018
A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018
A short ass motherfucker who has a tiny dick, and fucks kylie with Christopher Mayo. He also masturbates to oranges, how disgusting!
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018
Someone who, while he is very short, is a bad boy under the covers. Is also able to make any girl (or guy) scream his name at the top of their lungs. Also has balls bigger than Harambe.
by Philopean RedRocket October 24, 2018
A demonic little shit who shoots up schools for fun, chop up little kids to summon Satan, and also eats babies. Last seen having dinner with Hitler, laughing about all of the Jews that died.
by Philopean RedRocket October 23, 2018