Definitions by Philip, Duke of Parma

Poppy 

Former Popstar And Blonde Wig Enthusiast, Now makes Metal Music

2015: I'm Poppy, I'm Poppy, I am Poppy
2017: P-O-P-P-Y I'm Poppy!
2019: I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin'
2021: My Brain Is Poisonous, My Body is A Mess, My Heart is Hazardous (Screamo Noises)

Poppy by Philip, Duke of Parma December 31, 2022

Ariana Grande 

30-ish White Woman who can't figure out what race she is

(2019) Ariana Grande is white, but she looks like she's black
(2022) Oh wait, she's Asian now

Ariana Grande by Philip, Duke of Parma December 31, 2022

Ohio 

The most Goofy Ahh place in the Universe. Often used in various memes, including with a certain Piano riff, or with the song "Swag Like Ohio" by Lil B, referencing how Goofy it is.

The Most Normal in Ohio
insert weird image/video here

Ohio by Philip, Duke of Parma December 26, 2022

Egg Salad 

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

Egg Salad by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022

Wyoming 

A mythical land no one has ever been to, but everyone believes still exists. It allegedly has a population of 1 person along with half of the world's buffalo. About as famous as Nebraska or New Hampshire.

In reality, Wyoming is just Colorado's shadow.

Person: Hey Siri, How do I get to Wyoming?
Siri: Did you mean "Colorado"

Wyoming by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

Nebraska 

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.

Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't

Nebraska by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022