Philip, Duke of Parma's definitions

Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Buffalo

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by Philip, Duke of Parma January 29, 2023

Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Ariana Grande

30-ish White Woman who can't figure out what race she is

(2019) Ariana Grande is white, but she looks like she's black
(2022) Oh wait, she's Asian now

by Philip, Duke of Parma December 31, 2022

Leah Kate

Tiktok musician who makes nursery rhymes into uncreative "rock" music about her ex(s), and then goes around to call Melanie Martinez "a flop"

Did you hear what Leah Kate said on her live the other day?

Yeah, "Melanie Floptinez" LMAO

by Philip, Duke of Parma April 2, 2023

Wyoming

A mythical land no one has ever been to, but everyone believes still exists. It allegedly has a population of 1 person along with half of the world's buffalo. About as famous as Nebraska or New Hampshire.

In reality, Wyoming is just Colorado's shadow.

Person: Hey Siri, How do I get to Wyoming?
Siri: Did you mean "Colorado"

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

Rule 3

Rule Three of the Internet:

We are Anonymous

"Who are you?"
"Rule 3"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023