Halitosis house

the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.
Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018
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Dragger

A farmer who doesn't care about his GCSE results, often gets drunk out of his mind and drags other peoples results down so far that they may as well have just skived school for their whole academic lives. Despite these shortcomings, overall he is a legend who creates banter in dead lessons, tells you when there is gonna be a lit GAF, and who is just a proper grimey and sik lad.
Ducky: I used to be in set 1 maths, but now i'm in set 2. I used to understand science, but now it is just sheet, sheet, sheet blahhh.

Random guy: Is there any reason why this has happened that you can think of?

Ducky: Yes, I was dragged down

Random guy: Let me guess, was it Will Lucas? He is such a dragger! His family were put on this earth to drag everything down that they come into contact with.

Ducky: yes, but it was worth it. Exams are just bits of paper with scribbles on em. Will has such good banter and it was worth being dragged, even if I have to be a toilet scrubber when I'm older.
by Phil Mi Groin October 06, 2018
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Ducky

A skinny kid who likes to taunt his victims by shoving them and then running away. A Ducky is a fast runner with stamina so when you get out of breath he comes back and shoves you again, but when/if caught he is easily defeated because of his skeleton like build. If caught by a teacher at school a Ducky will simply say it was a game of tag and can weasel out of any punishment. Duckys also likes taking the mick out of people with strange shaped heads. A Ducky is also a player and can pull fit birds with ease, therefore Ducky is an absolute legend and a great guy as long as you stay on his good side.
J: Damn, that skinny guy keeps shoving me and running
Harry: He just said that my head looks like a teste!

Will: Yeah, but look over there, his bird is fit
J: Classic example of a Ducky!
by Phil Mi Groin June 28, 2018
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tcains

An disorganized student with a cuboid head, who often forgets to hand in homework on time or at all. They often uses technical vocabulary, none of which they actually knows the meaning of (e.g. they will talk about quantum physics or astrophysics even though they have no idea what they are talking about). This is a sign of severe lack of common sense and IQ. They also frequently beg for food, despite the fact that they are wealthy enough to go to private school and an infinite number of in and out of school clubs (LAMDA lessons, tuba lessons etc), and due to this they are often extremely late to class, which doesn't really make much of a difference anyway because they spend most of their lessons drooling or staring at the ceiling. On the other hand tcains people can be quite funny and you can have good banter with them.
random guy 1: LOL! That is the 5th time this week that that box head kid forgot to hand in his homework, and it is only Tuesday!

random guy 2: He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Once he tried to impress me by talking about quantum physics, but when I asked him what it meant he couldn't provide a coherent answer! It is like the lights are on but no ones home!

random guy 1: what a tcains!
by Phil Mi Groin October 17, 2018
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AJones

Not the Infowars dude. Ajoneses are obese nobs who walk around disrespecting and purposely shoulder barging those in the years above, which is a sign of their severe lack of respect. AJoneses are complete Betas but they pretend to be hard, but in reality they have no friends and exist for the sole purpose of being massive pricks. If the parents of AJonses could see what their children would grow up to be, they would go and buy a pack of extra thick condoms right away in order to prevent the births of such degenerates into the world.
Random guy 1: What the hell? That human chode just barged into me
Random guy 2: Yes, he is such an AJones, everyone hates him. I have never seen him with a friend; he just loiters around the corridors and assaults people
Random guy 1: What a prick!
by Phil Mi Groin December 07, 2018
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Breath house

A Guy with smelly breath, much like sewerage, with a hot sister
Guy 1: Gees that guys breath stinks of raw meat!
Guy 2: I know, Williams breath has always stunk for as long as I've known him
Guy 3: But his sister is fit though
Guy 1: Classic example of a Breath house!
by Phil Mi Groin June 19, 2018
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Cupcake

The act of keffing in one's hand and then putting your hand over someones face, in order to make them smell the keff.
Random guy 1: Damn, what is that smell?

Random guy 2: LOL! you've just been cupcaked!
by Phil Mi Groin October 06, 2018
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