Definitions by Phil Mi Groin
tcains
An disorganized student with a cuboid head, who often forgets to hand in homework on time or at all. They often uses technical vocabulary, none of which they actually knows the meaning of (e.g. they will talk about quantum physics or astrophysics even though they have no idea what they are talking about). This is a sign of severe lack of common sense and IQ. They also frequently beg for food, despite the fact that they are wealthy enough to go to private school and an infinite number of in and out of school clubs (LAMDA lessons, tuba lessons etc), and due to this they are often extremely late to class, which doesn't really make much of a difference anyway because they spend most of their lessons drooling or staring at the ceiling. On the other hand tcains people can be quite funny and you can have good banter with them.
random guy 1: LOL! That is the 5th time this week that that box head kid forgot to hand in his homework, and it is only Tuesday!
random guy 2: He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Once he tried to impress me by talking about quantum physics, but when I asked him what it meant he couldn't provide a coherent answer! It is like the lights are on but no ones home!
random guy 1: what a tcains!
random guy 2: He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Once he tried to impress me by talking about quantum physics, but when I asked him what it meant he couldn't provide a coherent answer! It is like the lights are on but no ones home!
random guy 1: what a tcains!
tcains by Phil Mi Groin October 17, 2018
Dragger
A farmer who doesn't care about his GCSE results, often gets drunk out of his mind and drags other peoples results down so far that they may as well have just skived school for their whole academic lives. Despite these shortcomings, overall he is a legend who creates banter in dead lessons, tells you when there is gonna be a lit GAF, and who is just a proper grimey and sik lad.
Ducky: I used to be in set 1 maths, but now i'm in set 2. I used to understand science, but now it is just sheet, sheet, sheet blahhh.
Random guy: Is there any reason why this has happened that you can think of?
Ducky: Yes, I was dragged down
Random guy: Let me guess, was it Will Lucas? He is such a dragger! His family were put on this earth to drag everything down that they come into contact with.
Ducky: yes, but it was worth it. Exams are just bits of paper with scribbles on em. Will has such good banter and it was worth being dragged, even if I have to be a toilet scrubber when I'm older.
Random guy: Is there any reason why this has happened that you can think of?
Ducky: Yes, I was dragged down
Random guy: Let me guess, was it Will Lucas? He is such a dragger! His family were put on this earth to drag everything down that they come into contact with.
Ducky: yes, but it was worth it. Exams are just bits of paper with scribbles on em. Will has such good banter and it was worth being dragged, even if I have to be a toilet scrubber when I'm older.
Dragger by Phil Mi Groin October 6, 2018
Cupcake
The act of keffing in one's hand and then putting your hand over someones face, in order to make them smell the keff.
Cupcake by Phil Mi Groin October 6, 2018
Ducky
A skinny kid who likes to taunt his victims by shoving them and then running away. A Ducky is a fast runner with stamina so when you get out of breath he comes back and shoves you again, but when/if caught he is easily defeated because of his skeleton like build. If caught by a teacher at school a Ducky will simply say it was a game of tag and can weasel out of any punishment. Duckys also likes taking the mick out of people with strange shaped heads. A Ducky is also a player and can pull fit birds with ease, therefore Ducky is an absolute legend and a great guy as long as you stay on his good side.
J: Damn, that skinny guy keeps shoving me and running
Harry: He just said that my head looks like a teste!
Will: Yeah, but look over there, his bird is fit
J: Classic example of a Ducky!
Harry: He just said that my head looks like a teste!
Will: Yeah, but look over there, his bird is fit
J: Classic example of a Ducky!
Ducky by Phil Mi Groin June 28, 2018
Breath house
Guy 1: Gees that guys breath stinks of raw meat!
Guy 2: I know, Williams breath has always stunk for as long as I've known him
Guy 3: But his sister is fit though
Guy 1: Classic example of a Breath house!
Guy 2: I know, Williams breath has always stunk for as long as I've known him
Guy 3: But his sister is fit though
Guy 1: Classic example of a Breath house!
Breath house by Phil Mi Groin June 19, 2018
Latcher
Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.
Latcher by Phil Mi Groin May 27, 2018
Latcher
An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.
Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie!
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.
Latcher by Phil Mi Groin May 27, 2018