Latcher

An Outsider, usually a new kid at school who will follow the popular friend groups around without actually being one of them. The Friend group actually hate the Latcher and the best thing they can do is to tell him to go away and never latch on again. The Latcher usually comes from a background where they have been ignored by parents, peers and everyone else in society. Therefore they cling onto anyone they can find, rather like a parasite or a leech. It would be fair to call a Latcher a leech.

Cool Kid: Come on lads, let's play some footie!
Barnett (example of a Latcher) follows them without being invited
Woke cool kid: Oi what are you doing you Latcher? Go back to the toilet where the rest of you pond scum reside.

by Phil Mi Groin April 18, 2018

Latcher

Someone not in a group of friends who tries to become one of them by following them around all the time. The group of Friends hate the Latcher but are sometimes too afraid to say it to his face so he continues to latch onto them. It is important to ignore the Latcher, also known as a Leech and hope for him to go away. If you notice a Latcher tagging along then it is easier to ditch him earlier rather than later. The worst Latcher known to man is Adam Barnett.

Tom: Lads lets go and play footie
(Latcher i.e. Adam Barnett follows them to the field)

by Phil Mi Groin April 16, 2018

Ducky

A skinny kid who likes to taunt his victims by shoving them and then running away. A Ducky is a fast runner with stamina so when you get out of breath he comes back and shoves you again, but when/if caught he is easily defeated because of his skeleton like build. If caught by a teacher at school a Ducky will simply say it was a game of tag and can weasel out of any punishment. Duckys also likes taking the mick out of people with strange shaped heads. A Ducky is also a player and can pull fit birds with ease, therefore Ducky is an absolute legend and a great guy as long as you stay on his good side.

J: Damn, that skinny guy keeps shoving me and running
Harry: He just said that my head looks like a teste!

Will: Yeah, but look over there, his bird is fit
J: Classic example of a Ducky!

by Phil Mi Groin June 28, 2018

Breath house

A Guy with smelly breath, much like sewerage, with a hot sister

Guy 1: Gees that guys breath stinks of raw meat!
Guy 2: I know, Williams breath has always stunk for as long as I've known him
Guy 3: But his sister is fit though
Guy 1: Classic example of a Breath house!

by Phil Mi Groin June 19, 2018

Chad

A term that used to be derogatory, but now refers to Alpha males who are successful in the sexual marketplace. Incels don't like chads because they are jealous of their successes and are genetically predisposed to failure.

Random guy: Look at that guy over there chatting up them fit birds, what a Chad

by Phil Mi Groin December 06, 2018

Dragger

A farmer who doesn't care about his GCSE results, often gets drunk out of his mind and drags other peoples results down so far that they may as well have just skived school for their whole academic lives. Despite these shortcomings, overall he is a legend who creates banter in dead lessons, tells you when there is gonna be a lit GAF, and who is just a proper grimey and sik lad.

Ducky: I used to be in set 1 maths, but now i'm in set 2. I used to understand science, but now it is just sheet, sheet, sheet blahhh.

Random guy: Is there any reason why this has happened that you can think of?

Ducky: Yes, I was dragged down

Random guy: Let me guess, was it Will Lucas? He is such a dragger! His family were put on this earth to drag everything down that they come into contact with.

Ducky: yes, but it was worth it. Exams are just bits of paper with scribbles on em. Will has such good banter and it was worth being dragged, even if I have to be a toilet scrubber when I'm older.

by Phil Mi Groin October 06, 2018

small man syndrome

When someone works their whole life to get a career, but fails whilst their peers succeed, and then ends up in a dead end job, usually contracts what is known as small man syndrome, which is where the complete failure takes out all of their aggression on those around them, who weren't responsible for their failures. The only one whose fault it is is the small man himself. For example, small men often like to try and act hard and smart by insulting people who they have authority over, even when they know nothing about them, and simply get information from a network of micro small men working under them. As soon as they are away from the small man they laugh at how pathetic he is and what a colossal failure he became. Small man syndrome in non-communicable, so don't worry about catching it (unless you area a failure). However, it is incredibly difficult to cure, and most of the time it is taken to the grave. Small men often like to get jobs in the police, security and teaching professions because it allows them to exercise authority on those beneath them without getting any backlash.

Small man: And you, thinking that you are going to farm your whole life, is an idiot! I have worked on 5 farms and they all went bust! And you, from what I have gathered, is just a complete fool who likes to get laughed at! And you have no respect for anyone!
(Small man tells them to leave)
Guy 1: Geez, what a nob
Guy 2: I know, what a Small man!
Guy 3: He clearly contracted small man syndrome after failing in his career!

by Phil Mi Groin December 08, 2018