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Definitions by Phil Collins & Sons

Sketaholic 

someone is addicted to skets and cannot resist the smell of greasy fish pussy
will that’s your Third sket this week! You’re a sketaholic!!

Buckinghamshire 

Buckinghamshire is a Tory county
Buckinghamshire is full of torys

Treeburton 

Leeburtons final form
When Leeburton is around trees there’s a suddenly boom and treeburton is born

CauseAndAffectsConsulting 

CauseAndAffectsConsulting is a sket whore bitch fucker pussy licking retard nibbling foot smelling bitch monkey fuck fucker faggot who doesn’t use deodorant doesn’t shower doesn’t wash his teeth makes stupid videos and is spasticated and blocks everyone who doesn’t get scammed by him
Fuck CauseAndAffectsConsulting he a birch ass bitch tree hugging pussy, me and my homies hate that lump ass brain sucker fucker

Shut up sneaky

When a cuck soy boy bitch is speaking and you want him to shut the fuck up.
cuck: hi how are you
You: shut up sneaky you cuck fucking bitch

chainsmoker 

Robert is a fucking chainsmoker

ThunderCunt 

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt
Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!