Phil Collins & Sons's definitions

Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021

chainsmoker

Robert

Robert is a fucking chainsmoker

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Buckinghamshire

Buckinghamshire is a Tory county

Buckinghamshire is full of torys

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

CauseAndAffectsConsulting

CauseAndAffectsConsulting is a sket whore bitch fucker pussy licking retard nibbling foot smelling bitch monkey fuck fucker faggot who doesn’t use deodorant doesn’t shower doesn’t wash his teeth makes stupid videos and is spasticated and blocks everyone who doesn’t get scammed by him

Fuck CauseAndAffectsConsulting he a birch ass bitch tree hugging pussy, me and my homies hate that lump ass brain sucker fucker

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Mandem assemble

Definition 1: To summon or assemble thou Mandem or Gang

Definition 2: The opposite of Mandem roll out

opp and his fellow companions: “we caught you lacking son”

You: “I think not MANDEM ASSEMBLE! OPP BE READY FOR A BRAWL”

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Alfie morgan

the hardest most solid lad on planet earth! Alfie will personally knock your misses out cold after a dodgy happy meal.
Alfie Morgan is also the world champion in underground eating contests and the heavyweight champion of the world in how much Stella you can down before rupturing your liver

Alfie Morgan oooh he’s well solid butt told him to STOP IT BOY and he just ate me house

by Phil Collins & Sons October 20, 2021

Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021