Phazerrr's definitions

Billy Bob

Probably THE most overused protagonist name in indie games.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm making a game!
Guy 2: Cool, what's it about?
Guy 1: This guy named Billy Bob who's-
Guy 2: Change that name.

by Phazerrr November 5, 2022

Shotgun Shit

A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.

Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"

by Phazerrr February 26, 2022

Metric Fuckton

A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.

Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...

by Phazerrr April 29, 2023

Arby's

Fast food chain that serves sandwiches. Either you love it or you hate it.

Guy A: "Man, I'm hungry."
Guy B: "Same, wanna get some food?"
Guy A: "Yeah, how does Checkers sound?"
Guy B: "Nah, I was thinking Arby's."
Guy A: "Get the fuck out of my house."

by Phazerrr July 17, 2023

Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022

Fart

A small burst of gas occurring from the butt, made of the fumes emitted by fecal matter. If one is quiet, it is very smelly. If it's loud, it doesn't smell too bad.

Person 1: you farted
Person 2: no u

by Phazerrr February 27, 2022

Hypertrash

A failure so monumental that it goes beyond the definition of normal trash, an awful pile of shit that has no reason to exist and the world would be better without. This word is an overstatement except in certain circumstances.

Dude 1: man falcon and the winter soldier sucked
Dude 2: yeah it was hypertrash
Dude 1: ok calm down it wasnt that bad

by Phazerrr April 26, 2022