by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Mike:"Shit, I Lost my fuckin fone man!!!" You: "Desult!"
You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "
You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Sarcastic for "Yeah Nice One"
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
You: "Sean, can i borrow a quid off ya till later?" Sean: "Nah!" You: "Worth!"
"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"
Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"
Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!
Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
