Phatzoot's definitions

Lesbianity

To love and worship lesbians!

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Worth

Sarcastic for "Yeah Nice One"
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!

You: "Sean, can i borrow a quid off ya till later?" Sean: "Nah!" You: "Worth!"

"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"

Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Ball Hang

The words used to describe something that sucks!

Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!

Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Lezzin' It Off

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!

Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

I Bet

What you say when you don't believe someone!

Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Desult

The opposite of result!

When things don't quite go your way!

Mike:"Shit, I Lost my fuckin fone man!!!" You: "Desult!"

You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011