16 definitions by Phatzoot

When you don't remember smashing a whole pub up and everybody inside it!

Some geezer was largin' it off to us earlier!

Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers

You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

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Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

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Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!

Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

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Lesbianity

To love and worship lesbians!

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

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Lezzin' It Off

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!

Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

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I Bet

What you say when you don't believe someone!

Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

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