Phatzoot's definitions

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

I Bet

What you say when you don't believe someone!

Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!!

I bet!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Large It Off Mode

The Mode you enter when you're pissed off!

Or when a girl is on the rag!

Fuckin hell, Sheree was in large it off mode earlier, she told me to fuck off and hung up on me!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Sniffer

Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!

Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Desult

The opposite of result!

When things don't quite go your way!

Mike:"Shit, I Lost my fuckin fone man!!!" You: "Desult!"

You: "I Had Pocket Aces and went skint to pocket 2's on poker last night"!
Wilson: " Desult! "

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Poo Card Makes The Tea?

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!

Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011