16 definitions by Phatzoot
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
Pronounced PUICE Like Juice!
A random word generated at any random time to fill silence and cause mass confusion amongst strangers! the louder the better! can and should be extended to peeeeeeeeeeeeeuce! and you should shout it out in the most ridiculous voice you are capable of with your head tilted down at a dodgy angle!
A random word generated at any random time to fill silence and cause mass confusion amongst strangers! the louder the better! can and should be extended to peeeeeeeeeeeeeuce! and you should shout it out in the most ridiculous voice you are capable of with your head tilted down at a dodgy angle!
Joe shouted out PEUCE really loudly in lakeside shopping centre earlier and pranged everyone right out!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
Sarcastic for "Yeah Nice One"
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
Used when someone doesn't do you the slightest of favors or when someone does something so stupid that they should of known not to do it because it was so blatantly dumb!
You: "Sean, can i borrow a quid off ya till later?" Sean: "Nah!" You: "Worth!"
"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"
Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
"oh Sean, so your driving past the the shop on ya way home! Sweet can i grab a lift and jump out at the shop then yeah?" Sean: "Nah"
You: "Worth!"
Tone didnt fill out his job search for the job centre yesterday, the one thing he has to do that takes about 4 minutes once a fortnight, and they stopped his money!
Worth!
by Phatzoot June 16, 2011
Some geezer was largin' it off to us earlier!
Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
Well, Steve just blanked, and nearly killed the geezer!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011