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When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex
"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"
by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025
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2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025
Get the Bloodfart Apocalypse mug.A hazing ritual or punishment in which an unlucky fellow is strapped to a pole or board, and with the help of many assistants is moved back and forth under an obese unwashed man's undercarriage, from the top of the crack to the back of the sack, in a wiping or scrubbing motion until dead or unconscious.
"Greg informed us that Revenge of the Sith is his least favorite Star Wars film, so I petition that his punishment will be a GrundleButter Keelhaul."
by PhatSphoincter October 1, 2025
Get the GrundleButter Keelhaul mug.A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses
"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"
by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025
Get the Brownwater Balloon-Bash mug.1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025
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"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"
by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025
Get the Oktoberfest Wad mug.When you thought you could trust a fart to be low profile on a hot day, but due to your seated position it starts bubbling up through all of the creases and crevices covered in sweat, resulting in being unsure whether you've shat your pants or not
by PhatSphoincter October 12, 2025
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