37 definitions by Pfc. Snowball

ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by Pfc. Snowball March 2, 2009

ex-wife

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

by Pfc. Snowball December 27, 2008

Philly Cheese Puss

Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.

"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.

by Pfc. Snowball July 12, 2006

lesbian nest

More than two lesbians living together in the same dwelling; or, nest.

Brenda,Pat and Glenda have fun ruanchie relationship, we live next to a lesbian nest.

by Pfc. Snowball March 31, 2009

O-Fuck-Ashima

A Japanese phrase meaning, "This is not good."

Sir! We've successfully shut down the plant after the earthquake.

Very good. By the way, did you notice that giant Tsunami heading straight for us?

No. (looks out window) O-Fuck-Ashima!

by Pfc. Snowball March 16, 2011

sand fleas

Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.

Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas

by Pfc. Snowball December 11, 2008

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by Pfc. Snowball December 11, 2008