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Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha

Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.
Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.
Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!
by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009
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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008
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sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.
Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.
by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009
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O-Fuck-Ashima

A Japanese phrase meaning, "This is not good."
Sir! We've successfully shut down the plant after the earthquake.

Very good. By the way, did you notice that giant Tsunami heading straight for us?

No. (looks out window) O-Fuck-Ashima!
by pfc. Snowball April 1, 2011
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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
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