D’Bag

A hipster douchebag.
Did you see Darrin with his oversized glasses an pencil thin beard? What a fucking D’bag!
by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018
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Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.
My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.
by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018
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Road rash

Getting a ball sack rubbed repeatedly on your face.
During my bang session with that whore Molly, I rubbed my nuts on her face and gave her road rash!
by PeteyPaplo October 28, 2018
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Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
by PeteyPaplo March 01, 2023
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Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.
Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!
by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020
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Man pancakes

A huge puddle of semen.
I banged Jennifer from behind, pulled out and made some man pancakes on her lower back!
by PeteyPaplo October 28, 2018
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Split the box

Pounding the shit out of a female sexually!
I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!
by PeteyPaplo September 02, 2019
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