Petey the Pedo's definitions

Rowing

A team exercise, consisting of 5 sweaty men sitting in a slim boat, touching and kissing each other while lubing up their thighs.

Neil: I like rowing
Me: Niggerx

by Petey the Pedo May 5, 2019

Neil Vajingjing

A teenage boy who is homosexual, because he frequently rows. He enjoys having his thighs lubed up, and loves it when his father sucks on his rock hard nipples.

Me: Neil Vajingjing, please stop masturbating to your father in the shower!

Neil: I can't help it man! I'm a rower!

by Petey the Pedo May 6, 2019

echkreamarie

A small Turkish man with a real whopper of a penis.

Friend 1: Your boyfriend is a midget

Friend 2: I know, but he's an Echkreamarie

by Petey the Pedo October 29, 2018