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Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010
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weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.
Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.
by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017
mugGet the weed barbermug.

horsextual

A female who is not attractive but thinks that she is and dresses like a whore but still has a face resembling a horse. And or a woman who has sex with alot of men for their power and influence so that they can benefit somehow.
I was following that girl because she had a great ass, but then she turned around and it was a horsextual.
by Peter L. Harris May 5, 2010
mugGet the horsextualmug.

Powdered Donuts

by Peter L. Harris October 25, 2010
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extrematude

It describes the sarcastic attitude you have when you perform an activity in its most extreme and over the top way.
Lindsey Wolf and Snookie get extremely slutty, when they are extreme drinking, right before they get extremely arrested, and start yelling at the bouncers and cops "don't hate on my extrematude".
by Peter L. Harris April 30, 2011
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sixtynined

When you are trying to record, remember, or enter number codes and while doing so a friend or co-worker makes a comment using the number sixty nine in a sexually explicit manner that messes up your train of though that causes you to have to start over again.
Here is the pickup for tables twelve, thirty, and sixty nine. Lisa for the last time, there is no table sixty nine. Ya Pete I know... there could be. Hey Jason, Lisa just sixtynined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.
by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012
mugGet the sixtyninedmug.

Death cold

Weather that is very cold.
A chicago night in January is death cold.
by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2008
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