Peter L. Harris's definitions

weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017

Lot lizard blizzard

It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.

Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!

by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016

beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

sixtynined

When you are trying to record, remember, or enter number codes and while doing so a friend or co-worker makes a comment using the number sixty nine in a sexually explicit manner that messes up your train of though that causes you to have to start over again.

Here is the pickup for tables twelve, thirty, and sixty nine. Lisa for the last time, there is no table sixty nine. Ya Pete I know... there could be. Hey Jason, Lisa just sixtynined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

snachlorette

A woman that is single and will act like a total slut to steel another womans man for sport.

I think Rita is such a slut... we went out and she started flurting with all the guy's we were getting to know, she was acting so desperate, she's a real snachlorette.

by Peter L. Harris December 7, 2011

snachlorette

A woman that is single and will act like a total slut to steel another womans man for sport.

I think Rita is such a slut... we went out and she started flurting with all the guy's we were getting to know, she was acting so desperate, she's a real snachlorette.

by Peter L. Harris December 7, 2011

extrematude

It describes the sarcastic attitude you have when you perform an activity in its most extreme and over the top way.

Lindsey Wolf and Snookie get extremely slutty, when they are extreme drinking, right before they get extremely arrested, and start yelling at the bouncers and cops "don't hate on my extrematude".

by Peter L. Harris April 30, 2011