Definitions by Peter Glum

doggybag 

A bag for drowning an unwanted dog in.

Example: Any bag can be used as a doggybag as long as it sinks, when you put a few bricks in it.

doggybag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Starfish 

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.

Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.

Starfish by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

doggybag 

A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.

Example: Who made that lovely doggybag for you?

doggybag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag 

A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.

Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.

catbag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Leperporn 

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.

Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.

Leperporn by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

tardis 

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

tardis by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Monocelebpic 

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

Monocelebpic by Peter Glum September 20, 2007