Peter Glum's definitions

Homonauseous

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

doggybag

A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.

Example: Who made that lovely doggybag for you?

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

tardis

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Monocelebpic

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Wineno

A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.

Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

catbag

A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.

Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007