Peter's definitions

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

S&M

A live album performed by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. One of the greatest shows in the history of rock.

S&M is my favorite live album.

by Peter September 8, 2003

pinch a loaf

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

by Peter June 1, 2006

UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious

That Idiot is so UFO!

by Peter October 10, 2005

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

poster child

an insult, likening someone to one of the children on the Jerry Lewis promotional poster for his telethon. aka: Jerry's Kid

That dude needs help, that friggin' poster child.

by Peter April 16, 2004