Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pete Timmers

Boring Brad

A guy so utterly boring that the mere mention of his name causes people to immediately pass out.

I hope Boring Brad won’t be there. Guy he’s talking to falls flat on his face asleep

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The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

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What you bring to a party or get-together, booze-wise, to contribute to the festivities.

My contriboozetion was 5 bottles of wine, because I knew the ladies were thirsty, and ready to party.

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The bottle of wine or six pack you bring to a party to share. Noun.

My contriboozetion was a nice bottle of red that I thought people would enjoy.

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The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

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