249 definitions by Pete

Aka Texas
Only steers and queers come from texas
by Pete May 04, 2003
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A very, very small penis.
I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!
by Pete November 20, 2004
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An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.
So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar
by Pete November 28, 2003
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An incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. Tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you're trying to watch the match.
Oi, pieman, move it so I can see the pitch!
by Pete October 06, 2004
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1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"
by Pete March 18, 2004
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a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.
jenna has a male slave he does everything she says
by pete October 06, 2003
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Collective term for a list of items or things.
'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'
by pete September 19, 2003
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