Pete's definitions

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003

cockmaster

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.

You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!

by pete August 10, 2004

lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
Backround: Made up by some kid trying to be origional...Brendan this ones for u...

Guy: Hey man BOOBIES!!
Guy2: lmfaoshism greatest word ever!
Guy: Swoot...

by Pete January 12, 2005

snowmobile

When your girl is on all fours and your doing her doggystyle, knock her arms out from under her and ride her off the side of the bed.

"hey Heather, wanna go snowmobiling later on? it'll be losts of fun"

by Pete September 3, 2003

sup do

A combination of "whats up dog?" and "whats up though" making it both a freindly greeting and a question at the same time. Origins in Rochester and Detroit Michigan.

"so I walk up to my freind and im like 'Sup Do?'"

by Pete October 29, 2003

shang dang

Shang Dang is an exclamation used when something good happens.

You're walking to class and find a five dollar bill... "Shang dang!"

a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"

you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"

by Pete May 3, 2004