Pete's definitions

dillinger escape plan

fucking crazy prog/jazzcore band. there time changes and lyrics are mindblowing.

if i saw the dillinger escape plan in concert i would probably cream myself.

by pete December 15, 2003

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

Shithead

Another old man, trying to forget that he's an old man by going to a student pub. It doesn't work though, we all know that he is SHITHEAD

Hey, there's Shithead with his ugly woman

by Pete February 25, 2005

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

Trinity Pawling

Avon Rejects. You Suck.

Person one : Hey did u get into avon?
Person two : No, im goin to tp instead.

by Pete April 20, 2005

brausages

Folds of flesh created by tight bra straps.

She shouldn't be wearing that skin-tight top considering the size of her brausages.

by Pete August 22, 2003

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006