squamp

1. A clogged toilet.
2. A bad situation.
3. To beat; to kill.

1. Dude, there's a squamp in there.
2. Code Red! It's a squamp!
3. I squamped 'em.

by Pete January 19, 2004

jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"

by Pete May 29, 2004

Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.

Real ale puts hairs on your chest.

by Pete December 16, 2004

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.

You really should buy this great album when it comes out.

by Pete March 07, 2004

crusty

an insultin term from a pikey/chav/townie to a goth/grunger/punk/rocker etc

them:wer cool lets have the crusties
Us: dont start things u cant finish u illiterate pikey fuckers

(in memory of marcus' lost tooth to an overly aggressive and eventually cowardly pikey)

by pete April 26, 2003

rark up

to provoke

"Stop rarking me up"

by Pete January 20, 2004

jandal

n. type of footwear (New Zealand use)
see also flip flop

"those are some mighty fine jandals mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004