fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.

He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.

by Pete August 24, 2003

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 07, 2003

seghet

really awesome

Orinally used by Ian Ferguson

That is Seghet.

by pete December 04, 2003

meecon

A person with a disproportionately small head. A pinhead.

"Hey check out that meecon, his head looks like a grape"

by pete October 05, 2004

Hey Ya

A song in which the true meaning of life is written in the lyrics.

The line "Hey Ya" is the true meaning of life.

by Pete January 13, 2004

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 06, 2004

dude

A comrade or friend as such.

Hey dude, what's happening?

by Pete April 12, 2003