Definitions by Perry Menos

Dr Fau Chi 

Wuhan body double for Chief Medical Advisor

Funny thing, Dr Fau Chi looks like someone I know, but can't place him.

Dr Fau Chi by Perry Menos January 20, 2022

sweep like a German 

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface

Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!

sweep like a German by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

wrensch 

From Germanic origins, a contraction meaning to wash and rinse

Grandma said she will wrensch the dinner dishes

wrensch by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon 

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

jackler

A sneaky stealth perpetrator of fear, pranks and practical jokes who preys on unsuspecting dopes

My wallet's missing; no doubt the work of some jackler, who's that sneaking up behind me, a jackler?

jackler by Perry Menos December 13, 2019

Pelamiti 

A shadowy, scary ghostlike entity who goes haunting with his cohort Outergarmitt

Don't get caught at night by Pelamiti under the Dempster/Milwaukee underpass!!!

Pelamiti by Perry Menos December 13, 2019

Jewels 

A supermarket chain in Chicaga

Im gonna run over down by Jewels for some pop

Jewels by Perry Menos December 13, 2019