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tom petersson

The bassist for Cheap Trick. Also, the inventor of the 12-string bass and possibly Pop Tarts.
Tom Petersson has lived in every city that Cheap Trick has played.

fucktard 

A male in his mid-20's that has mannerisms and vocabularly similar to Kelso from That 70's Show.
Why is that guy that works in the mall so fucktarded?

robin zander 

Man of a thousand voices: The lead singer of Cheap Trick.
Robin Zander is the best lead singer in the whole wide world.

tyler tantrum 

A fit of bad temper in the style of Steven Tyler.
Rachel, you can't have a tyler tantrum without a sound guy.

pop tart 

The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.
When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.