Definitions by Percy Jones

queue rage 

Visible anger or violence resulting from waiting in line.

After waiting twenty minutes in line at Sears, Maggie went into a queue rage, tossing her garments at the cashiers and exiting the building.

queue rage by Percy Jones April 1, 2009

equestrian 

The gayest word in the English language according to comedian Lewis Black.

'Equestrian', by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought "Brokeback Mountain" should have been called "Two Equestrians."

equestrian by Percy Jones October 3, 2008

dud 

A place such as a party where there are no hot girls.

Nigel: "Man, this place is a dud."

Cam: "Dude, it's a bank. Come on."

Nigel: "That doesn't mean the tellers have to be fugly. When I go to a bank, I expect them to have dimes."

dud by Percy Jones January 13, 2008

urkelin' 

When an individual's pants have knowingly or unknowingly risen above their belly button, resembling the hiked up style of pants made famous by character Steve Urkel on the 90's TV show Family Matters.

Example 1: "Dude, pull your pants down, you're urkelin'."

Example 2: "Look at Ms. Brewer, she's urkelin'! Her pants are hiked all the way up to her non-existant titties!"

urkelin' by Percy Jones August 4, 2007

Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

Showzenism by Percy Jones July 24, 2007

spongebob squarepants 

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

spongebob squarepants by Percy Jones June 25, 2007

netflixer

A decent movie that isn't worth seeing in theatres, but is worthy of being placed on your netflix queue.

The Invisible was okay, but it's a netflixer.

netflixer by Percy Jones May 24, 2007