Percy Dovetonsils III's definitions

Defcon

Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.

Fucking Defcon is 87.6%, Mondale is fucked.

by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003

syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 10, 2003

lip

A ration of shit or a verbal hard time.

Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 2, 2003