Defcon

Political pollster's term for defecation constant wherein a percentage of data used in projecting election results based on exit polls is assumed to be shit because voters say one thing to be seen as having voted for the winner but actually voted for their enlightened self-interest.
Fucking Defcon is 87.6%, Mondale is fucked.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003
mugGet the Defconmug.

lip

Don't gimme no lip, you shitweasel.
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 02, 2003
mugGet the lipmug.

klugle

A coin issued by the autonomous Kirghiz region of Kazakstan equal in value to 2 kopeks.
While visiting lovely Alma-Ata, I bought a yak-yarn yashmak from a Yemeni Yeoman yclept Yusef for 12 klugles.
by Percy Dovetonsils III July 30, 2003
mugGet the kluglemug.