Percy Dovetonsils III's definitions

klugle

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan between Imperial Wizard and Klaxtain.

Klugle Darryl was adept at crossburning, achieving stunning visual effects not seen since the 1936 film "Immorten der Juden" by Leni Rieffenstahl, but wasn't destined to be an Imperial Wizard because of his predilection for small boys and barnyard animals, nevertheless, he made me mighty proud to be white.

by Percy Dovetonsils III July 24, 2003

distim

To have disrespected somebody.

Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003

syphilis

What luetic people are afflicted with.

You are looking mighty luetic today...a nice rosy glow to your skin...is your syphilis no longer in remision?

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 10, 2003