Per's definitions

fnkir

Swedish for fet neger-kuk i röven!
A situation totally fucked up and very unpleasant!

When you run out of ammo in a gunfight you'll, then it's fnkir.

by per March 12, 2005

moi

Pussy in thai-language

That little thai whore had a wet MOI!

by per March 12, 2005

taj

is the universal word like yo

taj?
dude what do you mean?
taj?

by Per September 29, 2006

hubie

Hubie is a term used to define someone who uses a hub rather than a router. It's usually used in a negative connotation since routers are usually more secure and offer better bandwidth.

Programmer: "I just got a new hub!"
Programmer2: "You're such a hubie"

by Per March 11, 2005

knockout jerk

Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I try to knockout jerk

by Per December 13, 2019

dirty sanches

Under anal intercourse, put your finger up her anus, then draw your finger over her upper lip, giving her a brown stripe resembling a mexican revolutionist mustache. Thus "Dirty Sanches"

I gave her a DIRTY SANCES yesterday, and she started a revolution on me!

by per March 10, 2005

brunöga

Swedish for brown eye, i.e the asshole

I saw Henrik Schyfferts brunöga in the melody festval!

by per March 10, 2005