Definitions by Pentozali

joy jets 

The jets of water seen in Jacuzzis where women congregate to have a little more than just conversation. You know they're masturbating when you hear them giggle!

You can always tell when those girls are talkin' to the little boy in the boat when you see them flock around those joy jets!

joy jets by pentozali April 4, 2007

corporate robot 

The kind of person you see getting on or off the train in places like Wall Street, wearing a business suit and sometimes, but not always, carrying a briefcase and/or laptop and listening to his/her iPod. Usually has bloodshot eyes and/or a look of stupor on his/her face because of all the hevonpaska that s/he has to take from the boss and from the spoiled rug rats at home. Also usually heard in boring conversation about stock prices and the Dow index, with one eye glued to the Wall Street Report.

Oh no, another day listening to those boring corporate robots talk on the #6 train!

corporate robot by pentozali March 23, 2007

imf 

Acronym that stands for "in my face". An adjective that describes situations in which people get a little too aggressive for their own good.

That lady on the train was getting too imf for me. Not only did she keep on swinging her heavy shopping bag around, but she kept on coughing on me!

imf by pentozali March 21, 2007

speed drops

The viscous fluid produced in the urethra prior to an ejaculation of semen.

John, don't forget that even before you cum, you can make your girlfriend pregnant with your speed drops!

speed drops by pentozali January 14, 2007

gurf 

A girlfriend one is not proud to boast about; one's least desirable girlfriend.

My gurf doesn't really seem to care about how her hair looks; it's so frumpy most of the time!

gurf by pentozali January 7, 2007

red marble 

The Earth as seen by someone whose predictions are pessimistic about global warming.

We have to send a message to the Russian government about how their burning coal will turn this planet of ours into a red marble!

red marble by pentozali January 7, 2007

stegosaurus

The box that contains traffic lights, because of the resemblance of the shields for each traffic light to the plates on a stegosaurus' spine.

If you're in a hurry, use the highway, 'cos you'll have a stegosaurus at every block if you're using the local streets!

stegosaurus by pentozali January 7, 2007