Definitions by Pentozali

white Clorox 

Jizz. Slippery and white and smells a little like Clorox.

Ever smell that goo that comes outta your cock when you jerk off? It's white Clorox!

white Clorox by pentozali December 1, 2011

hot mouth 

A person who chooses to stay out and about spreading his illnesses around by coughing and sneezing rather than stay at home and rest.

Fuck---there are so many hot mouths around, I'll have to buy an N95 mask!

hot mouth by pentozali November 27, 2011

spots 

Musical notes, or by extension, a written or printed musical score.

Lisa is only eight years old but she already knows her spots.

spots by pentozali November 24, 2011

flaxophone 

FLute played with a sAXOPHONE mouthpiece. Produces a soft, clarinet-like sound, but faulty in intonation.

There's Bob playing the flaxophone!

flaxophone by pentozali November 19, 2011

fuzzword 

A buzzword deliberately created to blur its true meaning; a euphemism.

"Paradigm shift" and "one of those" are two examples of fuzzwords.

fuzzword by pentozali November 16, 2011

music to grow plants by 

Calming, soothing music, often New Age or minimalist like the music of Philip Glass, considered to be great for growing plants but sometimes somnogenic for humans.

Most of the music from Philip Glass' "Koyaanisqatsi" could be considered music to grow plants by.

music to grow plants by by pentozali November 12, 2011

blast off 

To cum vigorously and copiously.

Thinking about Rena really makes me blast off!

blast off by pentozali November 6, 2011