Definitions by Pentozali

whittle the flute 

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

whittle the flute by pentozali October 20, 2012

copyroot 

To examine a piece of intellectual property carefully (a book, a piece of music, art, etc.) in order to determine if copyright exists on the work and whether it can go into public domain.

I think I'll have to copyroot this to find out if this can be recorded on CD.

copyroot by pentozali October 19, 2012

moolt.com

An absolutely hilarious website created by Armenians. This website shows stereotypical, cartoon images of Armenians. Fun to watch even if you're not Armenian.

Moolt.com is a real p**ser to watch---I love it!

moolt.com by pentozali October 17, 2012

book 

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

book by pentozali October 16, 2012

Manischewitz 

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.

Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!

Manischewitz by pentozali October 6, 2012

Dark Side dollars 

Money forwarded by special interest groups in a last-ditch attempt to keep corrupt politicians in power before elections.

We're keeping the grassroots donations rolling in to match and even surpass the Dark Side dollars that are going to those Senators.

Dark Side dollars by pentozali October 3, 2012

folktard 

One whose knowledge of international folk dancing is limited, for example, to square dancing.

_Let's give this hambo (Norwegian partner dance in waltz rhythm) a try.
_I don't know a mambo from a mambo. I must be a folktard.

folktard by pentozali October 2, 2012