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Definitions by Pentozali

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants
When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim
Surreptitious way of putting "ORGASM" on a license plate
I know Mark likes to fuck a lot. Why else wym, shoot a load, jizz, ould he have "02645M" for a license plate?
02645M by pentozali October 28, 2013
Zit; plural is "oombies". Pronounced with short "oo" as in "book".
I stood in front of my mirror, popped a big oomby, and pus shot out over the glass.
oomby by pentozali October 26, 2013

hardhat weather 

In New York, when there's a really bad thunderstorm, we can get hail but it's not exactly hardhat weather---you have to be in the South for that.
hardhat weather by pentozali October 26, 2013

clatterati 

A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.
NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!
clatterati by pentozali October 26, 2013
To stifle a cough, sneeze, throat-clearing, burp, or vomit reflex in your inner sleeve. Resembles Dracula furling or unfurling his cape.
Hey buddy, Drac that sneeze, will you? I don't want your effing cold!
Drac by pentozali October 17, 2013

charango 

Small guitarlike instrument from the Andean countries of South America about the size of a ukulele, with a delicate tinkly sound almost like a harp, although there are other sizes including the smaller walaycho and the larger ronroco. Charangos are now made exclusively of wood, since the original material, armadillo shell, comes from a severely endangered animal and it is now illegal to export the instruments made from the animal. However, old armadillo shell charangos are legal for export and purchase as long as one has the proper documentation. Paul Simon and Arthur Garfunkel brought this instrument to the world's attention because of their collaborative efforts with Los Incas in the songs "El Condor Pasa" and "Duncan".
You bring your quena, John, bring your sikus, and I'll bring my charango. Let's play some music, guys!
charango by pentozali October 14, 2013