Definitions by Pentozali

scofield 

To play a prank of adding chili peppers to someone's food when the recipe doesn't otherwise call for them. From Scofield Units, the index of a chili peppers' amount of pungency and heat.

Man, is Richard gonna be sorry he did that shit to me! I just gave him a bigtime scofield!

scofield by pentozali April 26, 2009

silly millimeter longer 

An uncut cock. From an old cigarette commercial.

Susan is dating this Argentinian guy. She'll be getting a silly millimeter longer dick from him.

silly millimeter longer by pentozali April 19, 2009

88LA44W

A guy who has a lot of girlfriends and has a lot to say about each one. Abbreviation of the song "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails.

You gotta hand it to Harry---he's a real 88LA44W! Roxanne must be something like his 30th girl!

88LA44W by pentozali April 19, 2009

clarinated 

Totally immersed in everything that has to do with the clarinet: technique, printed music for clarinet and where to get the music, reeds, auditions, etc. From CLARINet + marinATED.

John is really clarinated---I know he'll ace the next audition!

clarinated by pentozali April 17, 2009

whiffer 

A flute, most likely because of the breathiness of a flute's sound or the chuffing sounds favored by many jazz flutists. Mainly a jazz musician's term.

JEric Burdon and War had a mean whiffer on "Spill the Wine"!

whiffer by pentozali April 16, 2009

zumdish 

Used as a verb, "zumdish" means to make a popping sound by forming a vertical ellipse or "O" shape with tightened lips and slapping the three middle fingers of your hand over the lips. Named after a character in a "LOst in Space" TV episode who had a habit of doing this.

Look at Lenny! He's always the class clown with his zumdish!

zumdish by pentozali April 16, 2009

air slap

Not really a "slap" in the traditional use of the word,but a sharp clicking sound produced by flicking the index and middle fingers of one hand against a channel of air created by a space between some of the fingers of the other hand. This is an extremely difficult maneuver to produce and seems to be an attention-getting sound used by Armenians from Armenia itself.

Richard, I think Armen's trying to get your attention---Armen's giving you the air slap!

air slap by pentozali April 16, 2009