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Definitions by Pentozali

When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.
Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.
hold on by pentozali March 2, 2011

skin the fish 

To manually stimulate the penis.
Every morning Gary feels horny, so he takes a bath so he can skin the fish without leaving goo on the bed.
skin the fish by pentozali February 21, 2011
Musical farts; farts that actually produce musical pitches. Punning on "flute" and "flatus".
Are you practicing trombone, or is that flutus I hear?
flutus by pentozali February 21, 2011

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.
Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!
How much paste does a horse make?
paste by pentozali February 20, 2011
Very unusual type of clarinetlike Basque folk instrument, the name derived from Arabic "al-buq" = "the horn" consisting of a crescent-shaped animal's horn, two wooden pieces inserted into the midsection of the horn with holes drilled to produce tones in two-part harmony, a reed inserted, and hidden in, the smaller opening of the horn, and at the bottom of the horn's midsection, a cradle through which the thumbs of both hands are placed to hold the instrument. The instrument produces a piercing, reedy sound reminiscent of the Russian zhaleyka or a small bagpipe, and a common harmonic interval on this instrument is the major sixth. Although the alboka has nearly disappeared from the Basque country since the Franco regime, its use currently seems to be enjoying a rise in popularity due, in part, to Ibon Koteron, the trikitixa (small Basque button accordion) player Kepa Junkera, the group Ortzadar, and the namesake group Alboka.
I love the sound of the alboka and I love the way it looks!
alboka by pentozali January 17, 2011

Eau du Pied 

The "perfume" of stinky feet.
After a long workout at the gym, your dogs'll be loaded with Eau du Pied.
Eau du Pied by pentozali January 11, 2011