Penix 's definitions

roflgasm

1. An orgasm brought on by an extremely funny experience.

2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.

Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle

1. When the old man fell down the stairs I laughed so hard I had a roflgasm!

2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11

by PENIX July 18, 2008

Counterstrike

A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.

Related terms: Gamer

Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.

by PENIX May 29, 2009

DNBiC

An acronym for "Do Not Believe it Comrade". Used to point out the falsehood of a (usually outlandish) statement or claim. See also BiC.

Person 1: "I lost my virginity to a porn star when I was 11"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 3: "DNBiC!!!"

by Penix April 2, 2007

Unlifting Fuck

Noun. Unlifting Fuck

An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.

Person 1:"Bro do you even lift?"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"

by Penix March 27, 2013

Jellyneck

A derogatory term for drug-users at dance clubs. Most commonly employed when describing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) users. The term itself comes from the fluid head movements done by those described; appearing as though their neck is made of jelly.

"Yes, Jason and I used to hit the clubs all the time, but we have not since he became a jellyneck."

by Penix April 19, 2008

Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

by Penix January 19, 2009

Bitch

1. Female dog.
2. Woman who is really just a cunt

1. My dog is a real son of a bitch.
2. That bitch made me late for work.

by PENIX May 18, 2005