cornholeio

a very hott girl who i am goin to hang out wit sumtime. then we are goin to have hot sex. while she is talkin to her boyfriend on the phone. she likes to b shrimped " when a guy does her up the butt and sucked the shit out wit a straw"

what the fuck i fucked her and she wanted to b shrimped

by pedro January 10, 2005

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

Jobby

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

by Pedro March 04, 2004

begfriend

a gay boy who tags along

yo, check out that begfriend

by pedro September 28, 2003

sldtn

sldtnn is the best player of Counter-strike

"he play in cal - invite with Team3D"

by pedro August 30, 2004

foopa

fat hanging over the vagina

Her foopa is hanging out.

by Pedro February 04, 2005

mutha fucka

Used to express alot of something or to emphasize something.

"You dumb as a mutha fucka!"
"That bitch gay as a mutha fucka!"
"You ugly as a mutha fucka!"

by Pedro December 05, 2003