Pedro's definitions

Jizzy Crizzy

African American term for Jesus Christ Almighty.

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.

by Pedro December 2, 2003

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

w00tage

A 1337 word describing joy or happiness

1.w00t w00t! I beat the shit out of that n00b!

2.oooooooooh! you got owned n00b! w00tage!

by Pedro May 30, 2004

domerocker

This is wen you get hit in the head with something.

"Did you just domerocker her?"

by pedro February 16, 2005

ginko

adj. meaning something that is cool by virtue of being clever or smart, often used to describe people.

Since Ginko Biloba is reputed to make people smarter - somthing that is smart must come from ginko!

Peter is so ginko.
This car is ginko.

by Pedro April 12, 2005

Bard

When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".

Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.

by Pedro December 4, 2003

bumple

A little piece of poop. mostly found in the back yard... made from a little dog.. or little cat.

"Watch your step, look out for the bumple."

by pedro May 13, 2005