Jizzy Crizzy

jizzi crizzi died on the cross for you, nigger.
by Pedro December 02, 2003
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midgee

1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.
1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.
by Pedro January 10, 2005
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supperball off the wall

This is a game invented by Josh & Kyle.

wut you need:

1. you need 1 superball
2. you need at least 2 players
3. you need 1 couch
4. you need a room to play in

Rules:

1. no player at anytime may leave his/her knees
2. put the couch about three feet from the wall, parralel to the wall
3. throw the superball as hard as you can at the wall making sure to clear the couch
4. the object is to be the one to get the ball back, so you can throw it at the wall and domerock the other person.
5. most important rule, it is maditory to eat a butterfinger powerbar and drink a coke before starting any game of "supperball off the wall"
6. this game could get very expensive, make sure to clear the room before playing
"wanna play supperball off the wall?"
by pedro February 16, 2005
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Tacobug

a crab or cootie contracted from a mexican whe having sex with one.
by pedro July 26, 2003
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cojack

That kid is a mega cojack
by pedro September 14, 2003
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Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)
Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."
by Pedro November 19, 2004
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mocho

superheroe, that lives near the valencia sambil, that goes on a skate, and has only one hand, his superpowers, are: "asking limosna, at an incredible high speed", "coñeazear a los carros, with his ultra strenght"
"mierda marico, ese mocho es un mamaguevo, viste todo el rial ke pide en un dia???", "mochooooo, mochoooooooouugh", "verga ese mocho cerca del sambil pobrecito", "marico se parece a nightcrawler won!!"
by Pedro January 20, 2005
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