Peanut Butter & Bukkake's definitions
Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019
Get the Poontahmug. when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025
Get the chicken nigga penismug. A fucking retarded sicko who faps to/rapes children, babies, and teens. They are usually old males from the ages of 50 to 80 and can barely stand up straight. Fact is, they probably ain't straight either.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019
Get the Pedophilemug. A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you won’t give it to him.
People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.
People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 20, 2019
Get the Ketaminemug. o hail naw dawwwwgh they done snatch all spunch pa shit 😭😭😭😭 got him fucked up!!!
my boy spunch bop got crippling depression now
my boy spunch bop got crippling depression now
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 14, 2025
Get the spunch bopmug. A particularly nice, upstanding gentleman with a wife and 2 kids. He goes out of his way to help those in need, and puts the well-being of others above himself. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he sure is a pleasure to be around, and can give you advice you never knew you needed. Toggaf Reggin is never late to anything, even in the most boring PowerPoint lectures, you can count on him being there. He will never disrespect anyone, even if they're practically asking for trouble, he will not get involved, as he is a pacifist. He seems to radiate an aura of happiness, as those around him always become happier, and he offers help to the depressed. Toggaf Reggin is truly a paragon of virtue!
Henrietta: "I heard that nice Toggaf Reggin fellow cleaned up the Ajit Pai so that the janitor would have an easier day."
Travis: "What a swell guy!"
Jackson: "We could all learn something from Toggaf Reggin."
Harold: "Have you heard? Toggaf Reggin's brother, Sinep Reggin, is coming over for a picnic! I'm going to go there!"
Chad: "That sounds awesome! I'm gonna go too!"
Below is footage of Toggaf Reggin himself!
Travis: "What a swell guy!"
Jackson: "We could all learn something from Toggaf Reggin."
Harold: "Have you heard? Toggaf Reggin's brother, Sinep Reggin, is coming over for a picnic! I'm going to go there!"
Chad: "That sounds awesome! I'm gonna go too!"
Below is footage of Toggaf Reggin himself!
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 21, 2024
Get the Toggaf Regginmug. Your bitch-ass Parents.
Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Maybe you're in the middle of making your bed, cleaning your room or some other dumb shit that your parents constantly force down your throat, and you're feeling a bit bored. What's the logical solution? PROCRASTINATE. So, you're browsing memes and all around feeling happy, when out of the blue, The Inquisition knocks on your door. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Hide your beloved procrastination under something, they'll hear it. (even if they're going deaf. Seriously, how can someone be deaf and hear quiet shit like that?) Also applies to your Search History.
Last night I was minding my own business browsing reddit and The Inquisition came and fuckin' stole my laptop!
Fuck The Inquisition.
The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
Fuck The Inquisition.
The Inquisition should mind their own business, I know I do.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake June 2, 2019
Get the The Inquisitionmug.