Smort

Smort is typically used when someone who is smart does something really stupid, and often used in combination with engrish.

I turned the stove on, and did a smort and put my hand on the heating element.

by Pay me more. April 30, 2022

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.

"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

by Pay me more. April 03, 2023

Marriage

See Stockholm Syndrome.

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.

by Pay me more. December 13, 2022

Blow out the lines

Furiously yelling every creative curse one has at another object or person, with the anger not necessarily directed at the person or object.

"When did they stop making all those old school women you could just take your day out on? Y'know, the ones who just let you sit there and blow out the lines, knowing it had nothin' to do with them?" --Bill Burr

by Pay me more. November 22, 2024