skateism

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.

"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."

"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

you know sergio?

its from this one commercial... hmm....

"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 17, 2003

botch

1. the hair found between a man's butthole and scrotum.

"I shaved my botch and put it on my face."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 11, 2003

gnarly sick

something incredible awesome and impressive.

That was gnarly sick bro!

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

the shiz

slang for: the best, the coolest, very cool, awesome ect.

The new album by The Distillers is the shiz!

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 19, 2003

dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

skate rat

A skater that has nothing better to do then skateboard, so he/she skateboards every day of the week, no matter the weather or condition, out of sheer boredom or desire to go pro or get sponsored.

Me and Nic are such skate rats.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 25, 2003