PaulJar the Pornostar's definitions

skeek

(skateboard geek) knowing too much about and taking skating too seriously.

Nic is such a skeek. He knows every single move that every single pro skater has done in every skate video he's ever seen. He plays way too much tony hawk games.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

fuck that shit

forget it/no way.

I was gonna try to heelflip the seven stair, but when I got a look at it's height i changed my mine and said, "fuck that shit."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

Bouncer

A weapon from Ratchet and Clank's sequal: Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando that shoots out tiny bombs that explode into many, even smaller, bouncy bombs that bounce around and lock on enemies- bouncing the hell out of them.

I used the Bouncer on an enemy and he died.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

swedish

1. very cool
2. Totally kick ass.
3. The term used when someone lands an impressive trick/move/goal in any game.

"Sweetish!!" said Tom when I landed a varial heelflip over the set of four stairs.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 11, 2003

mad skills

1. good skills.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.

"I've got mad skills, biotch!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003

Master and Commander: The far side of the World

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.

"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003