Paul Thundergod's definitions

Lung Hammers

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.

Check out the lung hammers on her!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.

Damn! You're, hung like a horse!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

greaser

derogatory term for a Mexican

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

sports guy

a stoopid fuck who thinks hes tiger woods at golf or michael jordan at basketball or fuckin ty cobb at baseball

that fuckin looser is deluded bro

by Paul Thundergod May 6, 2004

80's guy/girl

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair

Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!

by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004