Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

fall on the grenade

to fuck and ugly she-beast so your friend can fuck the she-beast's hot friend

I'll fall on the grenade for you, but I need a few more beers first!

by Paul Thundergod August 29, 2003

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

gun control

Gun control is not only unconstitutional, it's a fucking stupid idea!

Taking away guns won't reduce murders. Shit, you can kill someone with your bare hands if you really wanted him dead!

by Paul Thundergod June 27, 2003

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003

greaser

derogatory term for a Mexican

by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003