Definitions by Paul S.W.

nebraska football 

the n on the helmet stands for nowledge, of course sometimes it also stands for not guilty

How shitty of a state can you be when nebraska football is the only thing in it, and it sucks nuts

nebraska football by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

vanity googleing 

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic

people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap

vanity googleing by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

backdoor effects 

used to describe food that has a bad effect on the way out, diheria, constipation, really smelly gas

Pete doesn't eat mexican food very often cause it has some bad backdoor effects on him

backdoor effects by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

hip hop 

first off, if it's on mtv it's NOT hip hop (50 cent isn't fucking hip hop), secondly if it's about lots of bling with my bitches riding on my twenty's capin some mofo it's NOT hip hop, thirdly if the song is only two lines repeating over and over it's NOT hip hop, fourth if the verse is all jumbled together and not enunciated it's NOT hip hop, the above mentioned criteria constitute rap.

Hip hop typically has a social message that not just about how fucking awesome I am and how hot my bitches are, enunciated lyrics, a more complex beat, and requires serious talent. If you want to listen to hip hop, you have to seek it out. It's not going to be on MTV or clear channel

And finally if you listen to both and can't discern a single thing and think I'm full of shit go listen to Umi Says by Mos Def (you can even find the lyrics on line), at least you'll understand the differing messages between hip hop and rap

I fucking hate it when people call rap and hip hop the same thing, they're not, go fucking educate yourself

hip hop by Paul S.W. November 4, 2006

college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.

I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)

college tennant by Paul S.W. November 3, 2006

the googler 

another one of the titles 'the decider' has given/had bestowed on himself. Used during his visits to the internets. Only Bush could find so many ways to butcher the english language. Most international leaders can speak many languages, ours can't even speak one.

I'm the decider, and I use the google and the internets to help me decide because I'm the googler

the googler by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

corsoism 

term coined after Lee Corso of espn's college gameday, primarily used when someone states the blatantly obvious, can also include horrible syntax, not making any sense, bad analysis, or picking the winning team by donning a mascot head

From the man himself, about USC during one of their national championship runs, "good offense, good defense, good special teams, all around good team" well no shit Lee tell me something I don't know, they hadn't lost in like two years at the time, it was his entire analysis, hence the term corsoism

corsoism by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006