Paul Rael's definitions
adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.
by Paul Rael September 6, 2009

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

verb.
To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
by Paul Rael September 30, 2011

by Paul Rael May 13, 2016

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO
by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.
by Paul Rael March 10, 2008

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 12, 2016
