Paul Rael's definitions

lighter jack

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.

Who lighter jacked me?

by Paul Rael September 30, 2011

bojohn town

Also simply Bojohn. A neighborhood adjacent to Bessemer in Pueblo, CO.

Let's go to the Doo Drop in Bojohn Town.

by Paul Rael May 13, 2016

Pueblo scraggle

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO

That guy wearing the flannel is rockin' the Pueblo scraggle.

by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

dingbat

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.

The dingbat backed into another car while talking to her girlfriend on her cell phone.

by Paul Rael March 10, 2008

crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

by Paul Rael May 12, 2016