Paul Merr's definitions

Fuck marks

Any stains left behind from sex this would include cum stains and snail trails.

You left fuck marks all over my bed!

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.

Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

The splashies

Projectile liquid poo. When gastric distress leads to high velocity straight liquid diarrhea

After eating a three cheese double wrap gordito crunch supreme with hot jalapeno sauce, i think im going to have the splashies

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Cadillac converter

Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise

I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Shooter

The quiet kid at school that gets bullied.

Timmy opened up in class by brandishing a firearm and fired at his classmates, he's the school shooter .

by Paul Merr June 25, 2022

Num num job

When your partner he/she/it is sucking your Dick like it's a delicious treat and gives it good num nums

I just received an AMAZING num num JOB from your mum

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Fat burger

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018