El Duce was the alcaholic frontman (vocalist/drummer) of the porno metal band the Mentors. His real name is Eldon Hoke and took pride in his beer gut and bathroom sense of humor. It is rumored that he was offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill Kurt Cobain. El Duce was known to piss off the late Walley George and appeared on the Jerry Springer show a few months before he was run over by a train in the Las Angeles area back in April 21st 1997.
by Paul Della Valle July 26, 2004
Tri Met is great for getting around inside Portland city limits, but service really sucks in the suburbs of Beaverton, Tigard, Tualatin and Hillsboro. Especially if you have to commute to and from work from places like Portland to a suburb or suburb to suburb.
by Paul Della Valle June 15, 2007
A gawker or rubbernecker that stairs at disasters, accidents or people in the process of misfortune. For example there is a car accident on a street and a looky lou (or looky loose) will ride by, slow down and turn thier head to check out the scene. A looky lou will also be one of those people that are always there to see fire fighters or EMTs in action when they are in thier neighborhood.
by Paul Della Valle August 19, 2004
Take a sponge soak it in a water and flower solution. Then roll the sponge real tight and tie a peice of string or twine around it. Wait for the sponge to dry and then go find a toilet. Once you find a toilet you cut the string and push down on the flush lever. During the process of flushing, throw the sponge into the toilet. The sponge will get into the pipe and expand, cuasing the toilet to back up.
You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.
You can substitute the flower and water solution with hairspray.
by Paul Della Valle October 28, 2004
To throw a cup, bottle, plastic bag or any type of container that has piss in it at somebody. Urine lobbing is quite popular at soccar games south of the Rio Grande border. Often times poor people in the balcony or upper stands will urine lob at rich people down below. Urine lobbing happens at concerts, sporting events or assholes that have a crowd of people below them.
I saw this freak at a GWAR show up in the balcony, pissing in a cup. He then threw the cup of piss at the crowd below.
by Paul Della Valle August 24, 2004
A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".
by Paul Della Valle July 01, 2004
A punk band from Portland Oregon that formed back in 1979 by vocalist Jerry A and guitarest Tom "Pig" Champion. Possibly the the most popular punk band of all time to come out of Portland.
by Paul Della Valle July 01, 2004