Paul Daley's definitions

puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

tezzys

Tezzys are another name for your testicles

Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys

by Paul Daley May 8, 2008

tezbian

A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.

2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.

by Paul Daley May 8, 2008

wildies

Having the wildies means to have a bad case of diarrhoea.
Having the wild shites.

Oh my god, last night was terrible. I woke up this morning with the wildies.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session

I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night

by Paul Daley May 8, 2008

purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.

A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.

by Paul Daley May 15, 2008

Tangover

The day after a sunbed or heavy tanning session. The effects from a tangover leave the victim suffering burns and / or a very unflattering orange glow.

Oh dear, that girl looks like she has a bad tangover today.
The tangover is a very common problem here in Liverpool

by Paul Daley October 14, 2008