tezbian

A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.

2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.
by Paul Daley May 08, 2008
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tezzys

Tezzys are another name for your testicles
Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys
by Paul Daley May 08, 2008
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purple headed microphone

The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
by Paul Daley May 15, 2008
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puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
by Paul Daley May 10, 2008
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car park karaoke

Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
by Paul Daley May 10, 2008
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anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session
I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night
by Paul Daley May 08, 2008
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Tangover

The day after a sunbed or heavy tanning session. The effects from a tangover leave the victim suffering burns and / or a very unflattering orange glow.
Oh dear, that girl looks like she has a bad tangover today.
The tangover is a very common problem here in Liverpool
by Paul Daley August 25, 2008
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