spawny

To be very successful without trying. Basically to be a lucky cunt.

When someone flukes a pot in a game of pool the phrase 'you spawny git' would be appropriate.

by Paul December 04, 2003

do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

by paul December 28, 2003

ely

The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong

I woke up this morning with an ELY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 03, 2004

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

Capdown

capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. fucking incredible.

"wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life"
"i love capdown"
"fuck mcdonalds"

by paul November 11, 2003