Paul 's definitions

Veng

See ZaPpeh,
Veng = Vengeance
Also known as a Knob Jockey

Veng sucks the Twat.

by Paul July 23, 2004

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005

Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.

I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.

by Paul August 23, 2004

windjammer

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.

arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer

by paul December 25, 2003

chavvy

Chatham Chavvy or Chav

A wearer of Baseball hat wanna be Gangsta type...a Gary..Think they are hard..but are mummies boys from the suburbs...Here is how they are refered to by Millwall South Londoners as Pikeys or Gypsies i.e Chavvy is the Gypsey word for Child....Chav or Chavvy

Heres a Millwall song about them..

Gold & Nikey

We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Paul

by Paul January 21, 2004