Paul's definitions

hypertess

Holds a number of key meanings the most common being:
1.A form of illness in general covering a wide range of ailments
2.A word used for expressing surprise and shock

1.Can't come out tonight i feel a bit of hypertess coming on
2.Holy hypertess!, i've just won the lottery

by Paul January 9, 2005

man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 11, 2004

Double Hangup

the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shouting "YEAH THATS RIGHT!" into the phone and hanging up AGAIN.

Sourced from nixus

man my bitch pissed me off so much last night on the phone that I gave her the double Hangup

by Paul August 12, 2004

fat head

a large copius melonus

grant has a head like a watermelon

by paul February 18, 2004

mud slap

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

by Paul May 24, 2003

peebledash

The effect caused by a violent fart whilst having a liquid shit

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW look at that peebledash

by Paul January 12, 2004

scrabby

Regional (in UK) variant of scrappy, as in scruffy, patchy, shabby, of poor quality generally.

This pavement's a bit scrabby

by Paul April 19, 2004