mobius belt

a belt that one accidently puts a half-twist in

Today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. Apon further examination i had accidentAlly put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.

I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!

by Patrick from Atown January 02, 2007

like a bastard

massachusettes term for an excess of something

Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.

by Patrick from Atown November 24, 2006

the middle finger

......................... /´¯/)
......................,/¯ ..//
...................../... ./ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯ ¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../... ..../¨¯\
........('(...´(..´...... ,~/'...')
.........\............... ..\/..../
..........''...\......... . _.·´
............\............ ..(
..............\.......... ...\

...and that folks...is the middle finger

by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006

cincinnati air freshener

n. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to experiance

Dude 1:dude i just totally cincinnati air freshener'ed that elevator
Dude 2:dude youre whack

by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006

christmas songs

songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that

my version of the christmas song "deck the halls"

Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!

and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created

by Patrick from Atown December 03, 2006

westfield

town in Massachusettes that isnt STANK BUDDAH but some people call it home
pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people

Westfield aint STANK BUDDAH its extremely gay

by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006

bumpty bumpty

To fuck,pelvic peanuckle,sex

my gilrfriend broke up with me and no longer do we do bumpty bumpty

by Patrick from Atown November 13, 2006