Definitions by Patrick from Atown
mobius belt
Today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. Apon further examination i had accidentAlly put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.
I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!
I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!
mobius belt by Patrick from Atown January 2, 2007
cincinnati air freshener
cincinnati air freshener by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006
christmas songs
songs sung for christmas hence the name "christmas songs" even retards that look shit up like christmas songs should know that
my version of the christmas song "deck the halls"
Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!
and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created
Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and watch them scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad I play with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!
and because the example must use "christmas songs" and i only wanna put 1 christmas song here...the preceeding was created
christmas songs by Patrick from Atown December 3, 2006
dirty gooch rash
rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!
Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!
at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!
at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
dirty gooch rash by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006
Massachusettes
1.a state
2.residents are called "Massholes"
3.drivers in mass are referred to as "Massholes" more specifically
4.aforementioned definition is usually used by New Jerseyians
5. the state thats fuckin tits, teh stank buddah of all states
6. we got boston kreme donuts bitchez!!
7. home of the biggest waste of money...The Big Dig!!(15 billion and counting)
8. weird bostonian accent
2.residents are called "Massholes"
3.drivers in mass are referred to as "Massholes" more specifically
4.aforementioned definition is usually used by New Jerseyians
5. the state thats fuckin tits, teh stank buddah of all states
6. we got boston kreme donuts bitchez!!
7. home of the biggest waste of money...The Big Dig!!(15 billion and counting)
8. weird bostonian accent
masshole 1:I paaked the kaa in the yaad
masshole 2:I cut some gay New Jersian off on the Mass Pike
masshole 3:i had to detour cuz the big dig was still being a waste of money yo
masshole 4:yeah well i cut some guy off while talking on my cell phone and eating a boston kreme donut
steve:im from Massachusettes
masshole 2:I cut some gay New Jersian off on the Mass Pike
masshole 3:i had to detour cuz the big dig was still being a waste of money yo
masshole 4:yeah well i cut some guy off while talking on my cell phone and eating a boston kreme donut
steve:im from Massachusettes
Massachusettes by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006
the middle finger
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the middle finger by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006
westfield
town in Massachusettes that isnt STANK BUDDAH but some people call it home
pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people
pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people
westfield by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006