reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 15, 2008

Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 06, 2008

fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

by Patrick W. Crabtree August 04, 2006

the hell you say

A generic, covertly sarcastic response to a really stupid comment.

"My '88 Caddy is the hottest thing on the road, dude!"

"The hell you say."

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 09, 2008