Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Patrick W. Crabtree

the hell you say

A generic, covertly sarcastic response to a really stupid comment.

"My '88 Caddy is the hottest thing on the road, dude!"

"The hell you say."

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The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

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A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

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The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.

God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!

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