Patrick W. Crabtree's definitions

the hell you say

A generic, covertly sarcastic response to a really stupid comment.

"My '88 Caddy is the hottest thing on the road, dude!"

"The hell you say."

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 14, 2008

reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008

fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

Anec-Dotage

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008