Definitions by Patrick Kelleher

panis 

(noun.)
An unsightly bulge which folds over ones belt and or genitalia. Typically derived from extreme obesity or childbirth.

Kyle was so fat that pretzels and pennies became lodged within the fold of his panis.

panis by Patrick Kelleher July 31, 2005

shoeman 

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

shoeman by Patrick Kelleher April 9, 2004