Definitions by Patrick Bateman

poo cushion 

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

poo cushion by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

phantom by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011

feeling the beat of the tambourine 

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

feeling the beat of the tambourine by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

ph0xx 

The ph0xx is my roomate

The ph0xx lives in my house.

ph0xx by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

boiler by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

pokey 

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

pokey by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004

runny cupcake 

This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.

I gave her a runny cupcake because I hated her.

runny cupcake by Patrick Bateman May 24, 2004